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[persistor]

●●●●○ THESA

red
@r (27), cloudbank.

CONTACT

IGNORE

I WAS A: singer.

I'M SKILLED IN: music.

I'M LOOKING FOR: not your business.

ALSO, I'M: voiceless.

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oh yeah how did i forget shampoo?

[ ...Wait.

Oh, no, autocomplete didn't save him...that's not the username he meant to send this to!! Welp. ]

i also need ten pounds of chewing gum

[ Apparently he's committing to this now. ]

[persistor]

[ Nice. ]

That's a lot of chewing gum.

... Is it for an art project? [ Because somehow 10 pounds of chewing gum for the sake of having chewing gum seems a little excessive. ]

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um




yes
dont you remember all the details i told you about my super important chewing gum art project?
im also gonna need 10000 tooth picks

[ he is gonna regret this, probably ]

[persistor]

[ Prompto.......................... ]

Right, sorry. It slipped my mind.

I think they sell those in packs of 1000. You also needed cotton balls, right?

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yes!!!
definitely
for my
miniature amusement park project!
the investors have been asking for it before they provide funding

[persistor]

You might need some glue, too. Just in case.

When's the deadline?

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[ ... ]

tomorrow!!!
this is the eleventh hour!
think i can get it done in time?

[persistor]

Have you started?

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of course not
who starts a project before the night before its due?

[persistor]

I hope you left for the grocery store, at least. [ And then maybe he could have a shot. ]

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i totally have!

[ He hasn't. ]

im just walking slow
but i can see it up the road
yes
there it is
the trusty wyvermart

[persistor]

[ Prompto... ] Is that the one beside the leather stand?

[ How much information are they just pulling out of their asses right now, what even is this conversation. ]

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[ it's a work of bullshitting art, that's what ]

no its the one between the dragonfire pizza grill and the firehouse
folks here are really into fire

[persistor]

Wonder why.

Didn't they close down a few weeks ago? Because of the fire from the grill.

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you know
i think youre right!
thats what you get when you use real dragons to light your grills!
hope the Wyvermart wasnt lost in the mix

[persistor]

People will do a lot for the authentic experience.

I thought you could see Wyvermart now. Are you still far away?

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oh
uh

i am
well


okay i gotta come clean
i hate to say it but ive been messing you the whole time
i dont have any last minute toothpick project due tomorrow
im really sorry!!! :(

[persistor]

...

I'm wounded, how could you. [ But before he could start feeling really bad about it— ]

:)

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[ Oh, thank the gods. He was sweating bullets for a minute there! ]

not a great way to make a first impression, huh? ;)
uh
i guess i should
own up that i have nooooo idea who you are

[persistor]

Surprisingly, I've had worse. [ But she's also had better, probably. ]

I'm guessing your name isn't chocobro.

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heh
afraid not
its prompto actually!
and im guessing your name isnt r
thats just a letter

[ He's sharp, this one. ]

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Prompto. [ Which makes her wonder what Chocobro is, really, but who is she to ask. ]

It's close. I'm Red. [ Surely there are no dangers with sharing one's name over the internet. Though— ] Do you actually stay in Wyver?

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[ It's probably better for her sake that she doesn't open that door yet, he's liable to go on for ages... ]

Red huh?
nice to meet you!! officially
and yeah i do
been living here awhile now
what about you?
if uh
thats not weird of me to ask

[persistor]

Yeah, officially. [ Over text.

As for his question — she'd have changed the topic in regular circumstance, but she also doesn't normally have an entire conversation about groceries with a stranger. So— ] It's fine. I live in Olympia.

I'll have to check out Wyvermart the next time I go.

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you should!!
they seriously have everything
i mean
everything but batteries
or appliances
or video games
okay theres a lot of stuff they dont have