I only wished to give you proper thanks and I suppose test my theory that this would be a reliable means of communicating with you
I will spare you the curious grilling on your condition I am sure you have endured enough believe me I have endured the same Much like some people do not have sight some people do not have voice it should not be so difficult a concept to grasp as people make it out to be
[ That's not what's difficult about you Sandra. But snickering doesn't come across Siri very well, does it. ]
... But you managed to talk to me fine. [ Ish. By which she means she's at least nodded in Sandra's direction once or twice, which a blind person shouldn't be able to see. Probably.
But then, she's an orb, so. Who the fuck knows, basically. ]
Enough is accurate there is much to be desired on my end
[ Like that little tinny voice it reads messages back to her in. Or how her sentences never punctuate, but that's whoever's trying to decipher it's problem. ]
I assume that is in part because you still have working ears It is anything you return to me that ends up in broad strokes
[ Look, she's... also... trying her hardest... I'm running out of excuse steam here. ]
Of course you are I did not intend offense Likewise you are rather more intuitive in your expression than some I have met with an entire vocabulary at their disposal
[ At least Siri is starting to get a little better at picking up her pauses... ]
And as far as disposals go I have my own little tricks
[ I said this isn't how I wanted to get AC but apparently this is how I'm getting AC.
Except not really, because ( much to her chagrin, Sandra weren't you supposed to be nicer ) a few hours later, she eventually, finally responds with a: ]
You win. How do you do it? [ Hope you're happy, jerk. ]
[ She is being nice, she's just waiting to be formally asked, as was agreed upon. Look how her patience has paid off. ]
I read
[ ... ]
[ Normally leaving it at that wouldn't even be a cheeky avoidance, and for once that's not what she's going for here. (She's being nicer!!) ]
That is to say I pick at the thoughts of those less cooperative by choice or by nature I have been informed that although many of you are readers such capabilities are apparently a rarity please excuse my vagueness
What say you I regale this epic in person my dear red whenever you are in the vicinity of home We room together after all there is no need to speak at such abysmal length through this absolutely clunky little device
[ Do you really want a wall of text with the level of punctuation she's managing, Red. ]
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I only wished to give you proper thanks and I suppose test my theory that this would be a reliable means of communicating with you
I will spare you the curious grilling on your condition I am sure you have endured enough believe me I have endured the same
Much like some people do not have sight some people do not have voice it should not be so difficult a concept to grasp as people make it out to be
[ That's not what's difficult about you Sandra. But snickering doesn't come across Siri very well, does it. ]
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... But you managed to talk to me fine. [ Ish. By which she means she's at least nodded in Sandra's direction once or twice, which a blind person shouldn't be able to see. Probably.
But then, she's an orb, so. Who the fuck knows, basically. ]
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[ Like that little tinny voice it reads messages back to her in. Or how her sentences never punctuate, but that's whoever's trying to decipher it's problem. ]
I assume that is in part because you still have working ears
It is anything you return to me that ends up in broad strokes
[ At least out loud. ]
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If it makes you feel better, I'm trying my hardest. [ It's not supposed to make her feel better, ftr. Red's just feeling particularly bitter. ]
You're just the best charades player I've met. Seeing or otherwise.
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Of course you are I did not intend offense
Likewise you are rather more intuitive in your expression than some I have met with an entire vocabulary at their disposal
[ At least Siri is starting to get a little better at picking up her pauses... ]
And as far as disposals go I have my own little tricks
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Do you want me to ask about your tricks?
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As I said you would be a rather standout individual if you did not
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[ Red this is not how you make friends. ]
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[ ....... ]
[ Go on. ]
[ Ask. ]
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Ok but what if she didn't ask. ]
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[ She can play this game for the rest of your life, sweet pea. ]
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Except not really, because ( much to her chagrin, Sandra weren't you supposed to be nicer ) a few hours later, she eventually, finally responds with a: ]
You win. How do you do it? [ Hope you're happy, jerk. ]
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[ She is being nice, she's just waiting to be formally asked, as was agreed upon. Look how her patience has paid off. ]
I read
[ ... ]
[ Normally leaving it at that wouldn't even be a cheeky avoidance, and for once that's not what she's going for here. (She's being nicer!!) ]
That is to say I pick at the thoughts of those less cooperative by choice or by nature
I have been informed that although many of you are readers such capabilities are apparently a rarity please excuse my vagueness
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You're a mind reader?
A mind reading, blind orb... No wonder people ask questions.
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And you are a singer who cannot make a sound do not pretend I am the only oddity here
But yes I am precisely that
It is as they say a long story
[ jay don't make me do this again ]
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I have time. [ Sorry Nemo. ]
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And I have nothing but time as well I suppose
What say you I regale this epic in person my dear red whenever you are in the vicinity of home
We room together after all there is no need to speak at such abysmal length through this absolutely clunky little device
[ Do you really want a wall of text with the level of punctuation she's managing, Red. ]
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I'll be home in a few hours. [ Consider this a date, Sandra. ]